now playing: “陽光" from stereo radio/left — the pancakes

黑超兔要給親愛的朋友們打氣,將這首歌送給:小飛飛 (puppy fifi)、mr cowcow、miss sheep、big snake、yellow submarine (fox)、jerlame and miss li。

to puppy fifi: you know life must go on no matter what happen, so be happy LA!

to mr cowcow: i am a 100% faithful safeguard regardless of my playful nature.

to miss sheep: you are smart enough to know how to protect yourself. if there’s sb “har" you, you have to shout “NO" loudly and tell the one who is trustworthy, e.g. mr cowcow.

to big snake: hard time will pass and good time is yet to come.

to fox: dunno what to say to you, CHEERS!

to jerlame: your exam will soon be over!

to miss li: dun treat yourself too harsh…

“nami nami nami nami, nami nami nami nami…"

長了角的怪物

工作並不怎樣困難,反而是如何面對及處置隨之而來的人事,對我來說卻是一個大難題。向來不合群,向來不喜三五成群的說三道四。東家長或西家短與我何干,可是你不加入他們,他們就認定你是與他們為敵。我不喜歡,所以我不幹,根本是行不通的。人際關係 (這裡那裡也好) 就是,有時候你要跟他們瞎扯胡說,有時候你又要學著他們說誰跟誰的是非,否則你休想他們對你好,也莫說給你任何幫助,他們不陷害你已是萬幸。

工作壓根兒不只是工作。而我,是註定幹不好這些事情。

我不加入你們,你就最好視我為長角的怪物,遠離我,好叫我的耳根清靜點。

悶蛋一天
A boring day

hangyee wrote:

any reply from dress?

feifei wrote:

not yet ah.

I am so bored coz my boss didn’t assign anything for me to do but she is editing my report right now (the normal procedure is she give me hint or adivce and I am the one who should revise it), shxx ! I really wanna get out here.

hangyee wrote:

do you have class tonight?

i am bored to death with what i’m doing aar..sigh………

u get any tasks to kill time ma?

feifei wrote:

my task is waiting for your mail lor.
why dont we go out to kill each other tonight, how about Dress?
could u mind to call her and ask her out (if she is ok)

P.S. just complete my application form from CU (teaching assistant)

hangyee wrote:

oh, how honorable….
kill each other? good idea…but please, do it as fast as possible for less pain. i’ve asked miss sheep whether we can go to heaven if we kill each other…she guess we can cos it’s not suicide…how do you think?
i’ve called dress and it came the voice mail…i’ve left message and no calling back yet…

feifei wrote:

dont worry, I will watch the clip of the terrorist kill the US citizen as a reference
if we are going out tonight, I think i have to go home to pick up your ‘little map’ first.

feifei wrote:

I called Dress and she said she is not ok tonight (but ok for tmr)?
Should we postpone it to tmr or we can find a movie to watch?

P.S. although we are not killing ourselves but we kill somebody lor, is it violating the ‘law of killing’?

hangyee wrote:

sure. then tmr laa.
i see…can we ask the God to forgive both of us?

農場二三事

mr cow (牛先生) 是農場的主人 ,但是從來沒有人見過他。他每天都在他的農場小屋埋首工作,可是沒有人知道他在幹什麼。我們只知道他的工作是做不完的,我們吃飯的時候他在工作,我們玩耍的時候他在工作,我們睡覺的時候他也在工作。

miss sheep (羊小姐) 是農場裡唯一一隻動物,不要奇怪,因為這個農場是牛先生特別為羊小姐而設的。牛先生對羊小姐一往情深,羊小姐在羊欄裡,一貫天真爛漫地生活,十分快樂。

黑超兔替牛先生打工,做農場管理員,因為工作很清閒,所以黑超兔時常結伴好友 puppy fifi 到處玩樂。

田鼠表兄是黑超兔的表兄,他整天只管在田裡鑽來鑽去。他有一個很要好的女朋友,名叫田鼠小五。田鼠表兄天生就很呆笨,所以常常碰釘子。他發愁的時候,田鼠小五會逗他開心。若田鼠表兄遭人欺負,田鼠小五就會來保護他。

量水溫的比喻

今天 princess 說了一個很富哲理的比喻。她說,若有一杯水,你想要知道水的溫度,你就要拿溫度計去量度它。而溫度計一旦放進水裡,便會間接影響到水溫,縱然所量得的溫度跟水的原本溫度差之毫釐,但可以肯定,水的溫度已不是原來的溫度。

她說紫微斗數也是這個道理,原本你有看事情或看自己的一套,可若有人對你說,你將來會怎樣怎樣,不管你信與不信,你或多或少都會受到影響,所以有朋友說,他寧願不要知。

我覺得,這在乎你是個怎樣的人,舉例:miss li 是一個很有目標的人,無論怎樣,她也會向她的目標努力邁進。而我則不很確定我有什麼目標,所以紫微斗數有時候可以給我一個方向。我也不是一味的 buy 紫微斗數,只是找多一些可能性,我想也無壞,不是迷信就行了。

後記

一星期後,表兄告訴我,原來這不是 princess 的 original idea。之前是我誤會了。

田鼠表兄帶黑超兔去吃飯

田鼠表兄看著黑超兔碗飯說:「你碗飯無乜豉油。」

黑超兔耳朵不靈,答道:「係呀,佢真係無乜自由架,佢咁執著別人既過錯,只會越來越睇唔開,自己困住自己囉。」

田鼠表兄木然:「……乜呀?我話你碗飯無豉油呀……」

黑超兔聽到了,便說:「噢,對,太多豉油喇,好鹹。」

田鼠表兄沒話好說。